We celebrate the holiday season by playing Normality, a game from jolly old England that has convinced us that the most logical course of action is to bomb the hell out of jolly old England.
The viewer pick for our 1 year anniversary celebratory Let's Play, Broken Sword is a game about two snooty, unlikeable, mean spirited protagonists and their quest to belittle everyone across the globe.
Zut Alors! Dracula is on the loose! It is up to SCUMM of the Earth to put a stop to him....but only indirectly via puzzles.
We travel back in time to the very birth of Chris and Jason's love/hate relationship with survival horror games, as well as the birth of Andy's fear of skinless dogs.
The controversial horror classic filled with gore, guts, and guns. Actually there is only one level with a gun. Also, I think guts fall under the category of guns.
A clip show of some of the greatest lost and forgotten moments in SCUMM of the Earth's 25 year history!
Jason and Chris play a deadly game of blazing guns, outdated graphics, and old movie quotes that somehow manages to not be Duke Nukem 3d!
Jason, Andy, and Chris sit down and rip this indie cash grab to shreds in our first ever Let's Play and Review session!
Chris and Jason play a unique SNES gem that has been unfairly forgotten.
Anyone feel like wrestling? NO? Well who feels like RASSLIN? Good to hear! We sit down for some 2D action on a 3D plane with Fire Pro Wrestling for PS2.
SCUMM Live 8/30/14
We play Crawl, Mega Coin Squad, Lethal League, Cluster Puck 99, and Pigskin LIVE!
We get on the subject of Bees for awhile, and Chris tries to cover his own ass when someone asks him about retro throwback games!
STT: Five Nights At Freddy's
We jump on the bandwagon (that I didn't know existed until I googled this title) and play this terrifying indie gem!
Spoiler alert: This game is legitimately scary.
Let's Play Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain: Vae Victis! Vae Victis!
We play one of Chris's all time favorite games from one of his favorite franchises, the forgotten gem Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain! If Link from LOZ was bitten by a vampire, received speech therapy, then dropped a bunch of Quaaludes, it would be this g...
Let's Play Panchito Chepas: What's your favorite animal?
The creators of the Panchito Chepas indiegogo campaign contacted us to see if we would play the demo of their game and give them some free press, and we decided to do just that for the sake of getting some good karma.
If you think this game looks t...
Let's Play Arthur Ready To Race: Le Morte d'Binky
I fixed my computer FOR THIS? Not going to lie to you goblins, but this is one of the most catastrophically bad recording sessions we have ever dealt with.
Broken equipment, glitches in both audio and video, and illness were all garnishes on this p...
Death Crimson Ox: Dissin Dixie
Cream of the Dream hits a new low, as we play a light gun game without any light guns! Bad visuals, horrendous story, and annoying sound effects await you in this episode!
The Goblin's Den 7/21/14: Wishmaster
Andy, Jason, and Chris sit down for a frank discussion of Wishmaster and it's first sequal Wishmaster.
That's right, the sequel is just called Wishmaster. Well, it SHOULD just be called Wishmaster because the ending of the....you know what just lis...
Let's Play Zombie Revenge: Geena Davis
Cream of the Dream returns with Zombie Revenge! Can a game that doesn't shout RELOAD at you again and again really be considered a House of the Dead game though?
Also, we make fun of Projared in this episode, but that's only because he is one of ou...
FPF: Mae Young VS Mystery Opponent
In this match suggested by Synister Shreds, the legendary Mae Young is up against a mystery opponent! Also, don'y blame us, this wasn't our idea.
The Goblin's Den 7/6/14: We're Back?
FPF: Junkyard Dog VS A Dog
In this match suggested by PolyesterKyle, we see JYD the Junkyard Dog taking on a literal dog in a barbwire death match! Don't tell PETA!
And as always, you can book an upcoming match by making a suggestion in the comment section below! Just name a ...
Fire Pro Friday: Brody & Hansen VS The Hardy Boyz
You book the match, and we let the computer call the spots!
Our first episode of Fire Pro Friday has Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen taking on the Hardy Boyz in this brawn vs...well I can't say brains because Jeff is stoned out of his mind again.
Goblin's Den 6/13/14
We talk about Nintendo's E3 conference, who we want in the next Smash Bros, and the worst ideas for Oculus Rift games ever!
Also, Chris takes some painkillers and forgets how to read/act civil when discussing Castlevania.
Let's Play 18 Wheeler: No Not Now
We kick off our series of Dreamcast games with 18 Wheeler! Also, this episode kicks off Chris's investigation to determine if a video game system can be racist. Bear with me folks, it will all make sense in the end.
Also, for some reason the used ga...